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Post by jno on Sept 10, 2015 16:50:04 GMT
Suggested by: ace5150.
Controversial maybe this week? Perhaps, but this is an old rumour. Let's not turn this into an anti-royalist thread, but if you had to choose one who would it be?
What have James Hewitt and Harrison Ford got in common?
During the 80's they were both Indiana. During a visit to Jamaica Prince Harry has paid a personal tribute to his grandmother, describing her as a "wonderful, caring grandmother" to whom he is utterly devoted. "I'm touched" said Ethel Hewitt, 87. |
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Post by Arch Stanton on Sept 10, 2015 17:26:07 GMT
I know who I voted for.. But any chance we can get Jeremy Kyle to do a DNA test live on TV? Just to be on the safe side of course.
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Post by Arch Stanton on Sept 10, 2015 17:28:00 GMT
Man those jokes are older than the rumours!  |
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Post by ace5150 on Sept 10, 2015 17:44:31 GMT
To me, it's Major James 'the cad' Hewitt.
Brought utter disgrace on his regiment, which, in the army, is worse than kicking the Peoples Princess's back doors in. Which I'm sure he did, the filthy swine!
Jealous? Me? Grrrrrr
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Post by jno on Sept 10, 2015 17:56:52 GMT
Oh dear ... next week can opener vs worms |
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Post by barrythebook on Sept 10, 2015 20:00:28 GMT
Got to be Hewitt hasn't it but lets be honest, it would be just as well to hold a raffle as a dna test.
Charlie boy was slated by a large number of the public for carrying on with Camilla but Diana was no angel when it came to upholding the marital vows.
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Post by steve on Sept 10, 2015 22:06:23 GMT
Please could I add Jeremy Child into the possible mix, he was in minder and the Sweeney. It's the ears!
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Post by jno on Sept 11, 2015 3:16:18 GMT
Please could I add Jeremy Child into the possible mix, he was in minder and the Sweeney. It's the ears! You cannot be serious!   |
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Post by ace5150 on Sept 11, 2015 4:36:24 GMT
Thanks to jno for NOT including Harry Hewitt with his army uniform on, I have it on VERY good authority he was a poor officer. Decent potential, but a half interested lazy officer. Like father like son, eh?
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Post by garytomo on Sept 11, 2015 22:38:30 GMT
Has to be Hewitt, no doubt about it. Either his or wasn't wacko jackson a rumour???
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Post by Arch Stanton on Sept 12, 2015 6:55:16 GMT
Thanks to jno for NOT including Harry Hewitt with his army uniform on, I have it on VERY good authority he was a poor officer. Decent potential, but a half interested lazy officer. Like father like son, eh? I heard something similar from a Captain I knew that served with him.. He said he was a toss pot! |
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Post by garytomo on Sept 12, 2015 11:36:53 GMT
Ha ha. Maybe it was Diana he was after!! Or was it wills and Harry!!
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Post by jno on Sept 12, 2015 12:33:14 GMT
Oh dear...the black humour boys are back in town. |
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Post by ace5150 on Sept 12, 2015 17:17:53 GMT
Thanks to jno for NOT including Harry Hewitt with his army uniform on, I have it on VERY good authority he was a poor officer. Decent potential, but a half interested lazy officer. Like father like son, eh? I heard something similar from a Captain I knew that served with him.. He said he was a toss pot! Prince Andrew beats Harry Hewitt hands down with his military career. I will post some priceless anecdotes later....ALL true! |
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Post by ace5150 on Sept 12, 2015 18:58:05 GMT
At a particular quiet time at sea, the Rear Admiral of HMS Illustrious decided on some surprise manoeuvres at an early start. By all accounts, Andrew was livid to be woken up at 05.30hrs and demanded a meeting with the Rear Admiral. He went on record to remind the Rear Admiral,
"In case you have forgotten, this IS my mother's Navy!"
The Rear Admiral meekly cancelled further surprise manoeuvres, another words, was DESPERATE to keep his pension.
For those unfamiliar with Officer rank, it's the equivalent of a beat bobby calling the shots to a police chief inspector
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Post by barrythebook on Sept 12, 2015 19:16:09 GMT
At a particular quiet time at sea, the Rear Admiral of HMS Illustrious decided on some surprise manoeuvres at an early start. By all accounts, Andrew was livid to be woken up at 05.30hrs and demanded a meeting with the Rear Admiral. He went on record to remind the Rear Admiral, "In case you have forgotten, this IS my mother's Navy!" The Rear Admiral meekly cancelled further surprise manoeuvres, another words, was DESPERATE to keep his pension. For those unfamiliar with Officer rank, it's the equivalent of a beat bobby calling the shots to a police chief inspector
Priceless
Only thing I may contest is the quote ..."this is my Mothers Navy!"
Andy-Pandy would probably have said..."this is Mummsies Navy!"
He probably resented an early start as he'd been up late the night before, helping his girlfriend with her homework... 
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Post by ace5150 on Sept 12, 2015 20:26:31 GMT
I will say fair play to Eddie for quitting the Marines saying how hard it was. His dad, Phil the Greek was furious Eddie quit. But at least he tried, unlike his brother Charles who is decorated with medals and gongs for doing very little service.
Oh, a suppressed shirt lifter all day long.
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Post by Agnes Magnus on Sept 17, 2015 22:22:24 GMT
Why does the opening post show two pictures of James Hewitt?
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Post by jno on Sept 27, 2015 6:13:29 GMT
Spot the authentic Wales:  |
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Post by ace5150 on Sept 27, 2015 7:07:49 GMT
Hee hee. Good one
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Post by daytona355 on Feb 23, 2016 23:11:25 GMT
I reckon it was either boris of London or boris becker
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Post by daytona355 on Feb 23, 2016 23:11:51 GMT
Yay I have three green stars!
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Post by ace5150 on May 22, 2016 7:23:05 GMT
Seems Harry Hewitt has inherited his dad's charm....reportedly been scuttling Pippa.
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Post by harryshand on Jun 15, 2020 19:39:11 GMT
Some of these death matches are random to say the least but this vote is cut and dried. What’s Harry up to recently, disappeared without a trace in California?
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Post by ltd on Jun 15, 2020 21:32:09 GMT
Some of these death matches are random to say the least but this vote is cut and dried. On reflection I'm not so sure it is - Diana's brother, Earl Spencer, used to have red hair before it went grey. There's obviously a ginger gene in her family which may have skipped a generation in her case but reasserted itself with Harry. |
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Post by I used to think I was a parrot on Feb 18, 2021 23:01:58 GMT
This poll needs to be replaced by "Archie - Who's the daddy?"!!!!
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Post by kettle on Mar 27, 2021 10:51:15 GMT
I used to think it was the "Royal Rat", but he's looking more like Charles as he ages.
Not that it matters much now, given he's doing his best to get disowned.
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Post by Arch Stanton on Mar 27, 2021 11:00:25 GMT
I used to think it was the "Royal Rat", but he's looking more like Charles as he ages. Not that it matters much now, given he's doing his best to get disowned. Yeah, it’s difficult to tell innit Kettle. It must be in the back of his mind. I do wonder if that’s why relations between him and Charlie are so strained? I mean he’s brought it on himself like but still, I do think that maybe he thinks he might not be a ‘proper’ royal. |
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Post by kettle on Mar 27, 2021 11:07:59 GMT
Harry took the rumours pretty hard back in the day - he was smoking pot and drinking.
This was in a newspaper from that era:
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